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O hi! Have yourself a cookie.

I give up. To Free a Bird is gone.
I didn't even stick to canon. >_<
Therefore, deletion.

The Plot Bunnies:
When at Hogwarts...
Summary: Follow the rules.

Or you're screwed.

Inspired by 586 Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts


Chamu's Keeper
[with vampiregirl]
Summary:When the prince of the Crescent Moon Kingdom buys his son a circus, life goes monkey-wild for the keeper of the saber-toothed star, Chamu.

Reader x Rock Lee
Based on the movie "Naruto: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom"


Summary: In the shinigami realm, there is no jam. Lucky you, you can survive.

Unlucky B, he can't.

Reader x B
Sequel to "Misunderstood."

About Me:

Hello, dear reader. I'm Kitten. I'm rather lazy, but I'm trying to kick that. I'm also a procrastinator. Allow me to demonstrate, by procrastinating finishing this bio.

You are an Opportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke

Least compatible with: Badass Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at, or find merchandise here.

Let's Talk Turtle!

"Sorry. Daddy's perfectly healthy, but we want you to give him another kidney because it'd be cool if he had three."-Dr. Gregory House, House

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."-Groucho Marx

"I intend to live forever, or die trying."-Groucho Marx

"Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective."-P.J. O'Rourke

"I don't love you in spite of the fact that you won't shut up, I love you because of it!"-me

Kitten Elsewhere:

PiratesBoard Fiction



Current Residence: Uh?
Favourite genre of music: Alternative rock/metal
Operating System: Windows. ._.
Favourite cartoon character: Garfeild!
Personal Quote: "History alone can judge whether we have made the right decision."-Sir Anthony Eden

Well, this hasn't been updated in...


So! I have no real point to this except...
Happy holidays!

[And I have a few pictures in the works x3]
  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
  • Listening to: Into the Ocean by Blue October
  • Reading: Animal Farm
  • Watching: NCIS
  • Playing: Mario gamess

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Wazy Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
<insert generic "thankies for the fave" comment here>
themuffinmaster Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2009
thanks so much for the fav and the comment!! ^_^ :heart:
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