|Death Note crack...|
Now with Ryuk flavor!
You are an Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.
Let's Talk Turtle!
"Sorry. Daddy's perfectly healthy, but we want you to give him another kidney because it'd be cool if he had three."-Dr. Gregory House, House
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."-Groucho Marx
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."-Groucho Marx
"Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective."-P.J. O'Rourke
"I don't love you in spite of the fact that you won't shut up, I love you because of it!"-me
Current Residence: Uh?
Favourite genre of music: Alternative rock/metal
Operating System: Windows. ._.
Favourite cartoon character: Garfeild!
Personal Quote: "History alone can judge whether we have made the right decision."-Sir Anthony Eden